at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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