No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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