i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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