yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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