Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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