I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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