Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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