I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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