butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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