I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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