just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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