ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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