Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
