seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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