Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
