Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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