ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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