Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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