Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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