Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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