just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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