She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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