I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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