I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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