i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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