i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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