did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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