You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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