Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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