I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
youre lurking in front of me
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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