People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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