"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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