but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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