Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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