So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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