I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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