hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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