I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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