If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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