yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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