is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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