Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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