You made me cry and you don't even care
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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