That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
