Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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