# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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