yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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