he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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