Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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