Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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