I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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