You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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